When I heard Alex sing “I want you down on all fours”, I couldn’t function for a full minute.
i am confused… i was wondering, what are the autographs for? i mean, i have no problem with it at all, its funny-, its just, im not sure what you`d do with it, i feel embarresed jkjhjhkjhjkh to squiggle my name on a random piece of … let me see tickets, shoes, toilet roll, breasts, knickers, albums, singles, private collection books, foreheads!, backstage passes, 100 dollar bill, various currency, love letters, guitars, drum skins, drum sticks, filofax, beer mats towels,vodka bottles,walls, sancerre 1996, your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes, a love handle, socks, dildo, heart, religious books, plectrums, magazines, deus cd inlay, posters, t-shirts, and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!
heheheheheheheh not really, just kidding
just kidding just joking it wasnt me, you see? hmmmm
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
okay seriously what the fuck this wasnt that funny
i don’t care if i have to sell my soul
i just want to be Alexa Chung
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
“But the Bible says…”